Zoë Kravitz vs The Snake: The Day Taylor Swift’s bathroom met its match

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Photo sourced from Zoë Kravitz official Instagram account
Zoë Kravitz dropped a wild confession – she once wrecked Taylor Swift’s bathroom, and no, it wasn’t a party mishap. The culprit? A rogue snake that decided to make Swift’s place its stage. 

Picture it: You’re at Taylor Swift’s house, everything’s flawless and candlelit.. and suddenly, there’s a snake on the loose. Chaos, panic, and some serious bathroom destruction later, Zoe had one unforgettable story – and Taylor, well, probably, had one unforgettable cleanup. 

Snakes and stones may never break Taylor Swift’s bones – but apparently, a snake can do some serious damage to her bathroom.

On a late night with Seth Meyers, Zoe Kravitz spilled a wild little secret: earlier this year, she almost lost a snake inside Taylor Swift’s house.. and in the process, ended up wrecking the pop star’s bathroom.

It all went down when Kravitz and her mom, Lisa Bonet, were staying at Taylor Swift’s place during the Los Angeles fires in January. One afternoon, Bonet called her daughter upstairs with the kind of calm-yet-panicked voice that screams trouble: “I’m in a little bit of a pickle.” Turns out, the “Pickle” in question had scales.

Turns out, the “pickle” was Bonet’s pet snake, which had made a great escape and disappeared into a tiny hole in the corner of Taylor Swift’s bathroom. Bonet had a firm grip on its tail but couldn’t coax it back out, leaving the rest of the snake stubbornly wedged inside.

The blink twice director said her next move was to call in reinforcements- the house manager. Armed with a crowbar and nerves of steel, they had no choice but to tear the bathroom apart just to free the runaway snake.

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I destroyed Taylor Swift’s bathroom,” Kravtiz confessed with a laugh. “It came down to two options: wreck the bathroom, or admit to Taylor Swift that there’s a snake on the loose somewhere in her house. And honestly? The second one felt way worse.”

Kravtiz, trying to keep the whole reptilian fiasco under wraps, told the house manager she’s going to cover the damages – and maybe, you know, let’s not mention it to Taylor Swift until everything is fixed.

But of course, this Taylor Swift we’re talking about. She found out anyway.

“I called her, all nervous, like, ‘Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something…,” Kravtiz recalled. “And without missing a beat, she goes,’ Oh, you mean the part where you almost lost a snake in my house and destroyed my bathroom?”

Zoë Kravitz isn’t just a casual acquaintance – she’s been in Taylor Swift’s inner circle for years, even snagging a writing credit on Lavender Haze from Swift’s 2022 midnights album.

Back when Kravitz was in London during the COVID lockdowns, Taylor became her “pod,” her safe little bubble in a very strange world. “She was such an important part of that time.”Kravitz told GQ.”She’d cook me home-cooked meals, and even made me dinner on my birthday.”

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In other words – friendship goals, but make it Grammy Winning

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